Latest Past Events

Movie Marathon

Doug Fir Lounge 830 E. Burnside St., Portland

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I

$45

Kitten Adoption Day

Party Haus 330 S Broadway Unit 602, Los Angelos

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And […]

Dinner Party

Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur, Paris

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, […]